i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
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