i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
