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hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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