chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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