was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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