do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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