I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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