So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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