it was like his penis was on wheels.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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