Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I CAN MOONWALK!
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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