She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Bang-toberfest begins!!
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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