found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I want to fling myself into the sun
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
we should paint friendship bongs
Randomize
