I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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