no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Randomize
