Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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