I like to think it a success when the cops are called
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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