Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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