I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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