It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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