How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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