one two three fourrrrnication!
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
40s are totally the cure
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Randomize
