Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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