There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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