school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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