i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
