There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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