With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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