Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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