So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
It was like getting head from an anaconda
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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