FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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