Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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