thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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