I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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