i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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