Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Randomize
