we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Who died my cat blue again?
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