love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Randomize
