So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
