she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
