Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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