You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
The air taste purple.
Randomize
