I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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