yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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