Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
there was a trapeze. enough said
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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