I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
I'm really busy with my period
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