You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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