Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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