You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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