I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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