waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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