I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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