I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
It was like getting head from an anaconda
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
