Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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