dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Randomize
