We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
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